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Which rank are you, Soldier?
Depraved filth merchant?
Okay, get stuck in!
Merely Biro-curious?
Try just the Tipp (Ex)
Innocent choirboy?
Maybe a novelty tax disc is more your speed

Wait a second, what's all this about
your awesome Book text posters?

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